The Great Jor-El

Velvet Coma
Velvet Coma your music's lame
Velvet Coma
Velvet Coma we'll never buy your tape
Never buy your tape from HMV
Mainly because I haven't got the money

Start to Fall
Start To fall you kicked out James
Start to Fall
Start to Fall oh your songs sound the same
Sound the same all dark and heavy
Not the sort of music that would suit my granny

Well you look so fancy with your guitars
But David Bowie pondered if there's life on mars
Singing all the time about the opitimy of hell
Damages the ears and brings down the great Jor-El

Munty's samba
Munty's samba you're not a band
Munty's samba
You just smash things with pans
Smash things with pans to make a loud noise
I wish I could do that but I haven't got a choice

(Chorus)

Titanium
Titanium you look so daft
Titanium
Titanium You make us laugh
Make us laugh, a fruity chuckle
A laugh of which is similar to my uncle

(Chorus)

Jor-El
Jor-El
Jor-El
Jor-El
You have disappointed him
Jor-El
Jor-El
Jor-El
Jor-El
You shall repay with your skin
Jor-El
Jor-El
Jor-El
Jor-El
Vip's his favourite band
Jor-El
Jor-El
Jor-El
Jor-El
He's the father of superman