Sir Quacko Has A Piano Lesson

(would you like a cup of tea?)
Sir Quacko bought a piano
Got an old lady to teach him
To play a simple tune away
Got slightly confused and smashed her face

Whoooooops
I didn't mean to smash your face in!
Whoooooops
I'm sorry it was a mistake

Sir Quacko fed the body to
A bunch of rabid dogs
What a lovely treat for the dogs,
Sir Quacko felt slightly ashamed

Whoooooops
I didn't mean to feed you to
A bunch of rabid dogs who ate your flesh

Sir Quacko knifed the dogs to death
Then went inside to watch neighbours
On the telly with his mother
She likked the jokes very mucha

Whaaaaps
Hola Seniorey cita las jours
Si!