Acorn

Why, why, why do you serve me this crap?
When all I want's a full english bap,
We don't want your continental with your fesh peach and your grapefruit,
So serve me full english you stupid twat.

First things to start I take my fork,
And poke it in my egg,
The yolk goes everywhere,
It's nice to dip toast in.

Why, why, why do you serve me this crap?
When all I want's a full english bap,
We don't want your continental with your fesh peach and your grapefruit,
So serve me full english you stupid twat.

Americans eat their bagels with Tropicano juice,
But don't believe those fables,
Because really they eat Moose.

Why, why, why do you serve me this crap?
When all I want's a full english bap,
We don't want your continental with your fesh peach and your grapefruit,
So serve me full english you stupid twat.