Dr. Herman Psycho

Doctor Herman Psycho,
Got a brand new jab,
Gave it to a young lad,
Who threw up really bad,
Poor old Doctor Psycho got banged up in the nick,
Brought a knife to his neck and sliced it with a flick.

Doctor Herman Psycho got into a bloody mess,
But what did he do to deserve it?
Absolutely jack!

Before he got his neck sliced,
What a naughty man,
Sent a grandma to her death,
Made her overdose,
He re-wrote out her will,
And stole all of her money,
Brought a knife to his neck,
And sliced it with a flick.

Dr. Herman Psycho got into a bloody mess,
But what did he do to deserve it?
Absolutely jack!

Police surrounded his body and spat on his gay face,
Oh what will his mother say?
He's such a bloody disgrace.