(He'll Never Be An) Old Man River

I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix

I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix

I saw his body thrashing 'round
I saw his pulse rate going down
I saw him in convulsive throes
I said "I'll have one of those"

Hilary had
Hilary had
Hilary had it in his veins

Hilary had
Hilary had
Hilary had it in his veins

Hilary had Everest in his veins
Armstrong did moon was not the same
Heroes explore to give us hope
River pushed back the envelope

Drank the slab
Drank the slab
Drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk

Drank the slab
Drank the slab
Drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk

I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk
I injected some of Hendrix's junk
I booked a seat on Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane
Mama Cass's sandwich I ate the same

Now I'm bored
Now I'm bored
Now I'm bored and there's no stopping

Now I'm bored
Now I'm bored
Now I'm bored and there's no stopping

Now I'm bored and there's no stopping
I need another celeb to fill my coffin
Where will I get my next drug action?
Odds on it'll be Michael Jackson

I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix

I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix