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Christina Aguilera:
Some dead-eyed child bride
Has learnt to dance.
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Sisqo: One pack of vicious blacks
hates another.
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Moby: A geography teacher
Bought a blues record.
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Radiohead: Redefining the very idiom
That is modern music.
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Psy-trance. Big Beat. Prog House.
Old Skool. Hard house.
Nu-skool breaks:
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London: The 500 most snooty people
Think something's important.
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Acting in a movie: Walk to the mark. Say the line.
Do it again.
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Video clips: The revolving moose-head shot
Cost quater of a mil.
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Pay T.V: Gilligan's Island. Rugby.
Gilligan's Island again.
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The Internet: More crap at your fingertips
Than on them.
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Big Fucking Whoopee.

Georgio Armani: Makes dresses.
Makes more dresses.
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The Queen Mother: Fucked the right guy.
Lots of money. Drunkard.
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Vegans: Deeply committed people.
Better than you and me.
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Stock market: Lots of guys with rat-cunning,
Ripping off each other.
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BMW: You hop in this car,
Then drive it.
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