Zero

I was so faded
So inebriated
And my thinking wasn't quite right
And when I first met you
I knew I'd forget you
The furthest I saw was that night


Beer-colored vision
Helped make my decision
Had so much in common with you
What I could not see
Was that you were like me
Because you are a zero, too


Z...E...R...O...


Things don't add up tonight
‘Cause the answer that we got doesn't seem right
So I'll take away you
Because one more zero doesn't equal two
Now it's time to divide
‘Cause I can't see this equation multiplied
What remains is too small
‘Cause you and me are zero after all


Now a day later
I'm seeing much straighter
It looks like you're not right for me
Can we chalk it up to
Cheap liquor and cold brew
‘Cause it never was meant to be


Z...E...R...O...


I'm a zero
You're a zero
I'm a zero
You're a zero
I'm a zero
You're a zero
He's a zero
She's a zero
We're a zero
We're a zero, too