The Breeding Lady

It's time for me to house a baby
'Cause I've been summoned
To go and see the breeding lady

I gotta go to the lab full of Petri dishes
Where she is gonna tell me its vital statistics

It's time for my insemination
We don't naturally reproduce
'Cause they've removed temptation

Oh natural reproduction, it's forbidden
'Cause the planet, it's full, it's overridden

But I remember
My Mother taught me how to thread a needle
She spoke of washing the cutlery
Savoring each and every memory

She said she didn't know she was lucky
You, you're still lucky
She said she didn't know she was lucky
And that you
You are lucky

So that's that
I've been inseminated
There's no concept of family
We don't know who's related

But there's no webbed feet or Siamese twins
Or weird personalities to ever complicate things

It's time for me to give the baby
You know it doesn't belong to me
It belongs to the breeding lady

But I don't feel sad, don't understand obsession
'Cause I've been subdued to aid progression

But I remember
My Mother taught me how to thread a needle
She spoke of washing the cutlery
Savoring each and every memory

She said she didn't know she was lucky
You, you're still lucky
She said she didn't know she was lucky
And that you
You are lucky
You are lucky
You are lucky now

No chips and no gravy
Just regurgitated old lady
No chips and no gravy
Will someone come and save me

Because I want to learn to replicate
But I don't know how to fornicate

Are we human or are we fake?
I just hope we're not too late