Chips 'n Gravy

Ding dong bell
It's Alice down the well
But how did she get in
Did she fall or did she swim?

My Cold War state has made my heart go shy

Ding dong bell, there's a pussy down the well
But I'm terrified of him
Too afraid to let him in

I might seem cold but my heart it's quite benign
So come close to me and put your hand in mine
Please quit your telepathy my dear
And put me out of my misery

Could you set me free
I'm in purgatory
You are my destiny
You put the world at my feet
All I wanna do with you
Is eat chips 'n gravy now

Ding dong bell
It's Alice down the well
But now that she is in
Will she sink or will she swim?

Remain this coy, you will never get your boy

Ding dong bell
There's a pussy down the well
But once my cover's blown
The seeds can't be unsown

Oh, I've come so close yet still I fall apart
So come close to me and give me your heart
Please quit your telepathy my dear
And put me out of my misery

Could you set me free?
I'm in purgatory
You are my destiny
You put the world at my feet
All I wanna do with you
Is eat chips 'n gravy
Now
Yeah yeah
Oh, oh no

Could you set me free
I'm in purgatory
You are my destiny
You put the world at my feet
All I wanna do with you, you, you

Could you set me free
I'm in purgatory
You are my destiny
You put the world at my feet
All I wanna do with you
Is eat chips 'n gravy
Now