Dot Com Women (Miss Cucaracha)

Miss Cucaracha, is she living in a bin?
Well, she went on the internet
She wrecked everything
Everything

But is she real?
Is she real?
I guess you just don't know

I am seventeen, I am beautiful
But my Dad's like Adolf Hitler
Come and save me from him
Oh, won't you save me, save me from him?
Oh, won't you save me from him
Oh, please save me yeah

Man, this is easy
He believes me?

Is this a teenage stunner?
Or a pregnant mother?
These dot com women they will pull your strings, yeah
I hope she drives you insane yeah
I hope she's driving you insane

You know, I really like the sound of the UK
Please wait for me, it's only three years until
I become legal
Until I become legal for you
Legal for you
And I happen to love you, too

Man, this is easy
He believes me?

Is this a teenage stunner?
Or a pregnant mother?
These dot com women they will pull your strings, yeah
I hope she drives you insane yeah
I hope she's driving you insane

Is she seventeen and beautiful?
Is she really real?
Or is she just a telephone?

Is she seventeen and beautiful?
Is she really real?
Or is she just a microphone?

Is she seventeen and beautiful?
Is she really real?
Is she really real?
Is she seventeen and beautiful?
I guess you'll never know?
I guess you'll never know?

Man, this is easy
He believes me?

Is this a teenage stunner? (I doubt it)
Or a pregnant mother? (I hope so)
These dot com women they will pull your strings, yeah
I hope she drives you insane yeah
I hope she's driving you insane