Kissing in a Campervan

I've got a penthouse suite
It doesn't mean anything to me
I tried a luxury cruise ship
But it never felt quite right at sea

Suddenly I shiver as the sun creeps in a
Crack between the curtains
And then I see you shiver as I realize that
You are not quite certain

And I don't mind you trying something new
But you won't find out better than

Kissing in a campervan
There's really nothing better than
Kissing in a campervan
There's really nothing better
Copulation in a campervan
There's really nothing better than
Sex in a campervan with me

So you went further afield to see
Is the grass really greener?
Well, is it?
You traded in your dream car for what
Seems to me an unsuitable beamer
Well she looks fast and she looks sleek
But does she have a place to make your dinner?
I think you know, I think I know
That I am the only real winner

And I don't mind you trying something new
But you won't find out better than

Kissing in a campervan
There's really nothing better than
Kissing in a campervan
There's really nothing better
Copulation in a campervan
There's really nothing better than
Sex in a campervan with me

With me
And you
And me, yeah
Do you remember the time?
It was electrifying

Which way do I go?
You say you're turning your screws

But is this really certain
Am I speaking to the real you?
And I don't mind you trying something new
But you won't find out better than

Kissing in a campervan
There's really nothing better than
Kissing in a campervan
There's really nothing better
Copulation in a campervan
There's really nothing better than
Sex in a campervan with me