Spring Fever

I'm sprung, I just spring a leak
I'm just looking for another way to tweak
freak out you freak
I can't believe we're getting married
and I've only known you a week

I'm weak, well I'm just weak in the knees
I'll be giving lessons to the birds and bees
well nothing really matters
at least that's what I think
how come you don't see it that way
who cares what you think

well the flowers in the springtime
die of frostbite in the snow
but I just couldn't care less
because of everything I know
I'm a schizophrenic in my spare time in between
talking to myself and making a scene

I'm up, I'm up to no good
I'm just so confused that I really think I should
go home, go home and lock the door
everything that's out there interferes with something I hold dear

well it's queer, I mean strange
the way the days go on and on
and nothing ever changes
when nothing can go wrong
I'm a schizophrenic in my spare time in between
talking to myself and making a scene

I don't, I don't give a shit
but how did all of this happen
when I really didn't want to have a hit single