Jamie Williams Pressnall Is An Alien (JWPIAA)

Jamie Williams-Pressnall is an alien

Gatorade-drinkin vegetarian

When Derek proposed she said she'd marry him

Then Neely put her in an aquarium



Ooh-ooh did she know how to swim

Ooh-ooh soggy Wheat Thins

Ooh-ooh she wants a diet soda

Ooh-ooh has she been to North Dakota?



Ponytail bouncin' all over the place

Gotta keep the hair out of her face

Tapdancing on a metal plate

Held to a box by duct tape



Ooh-ooh she listens to Wham?

Ooh-ooh she's their biggest fan?

Ooh-ooh I heard she stole street signs

Oooh-oooh, is she good at bustin' rhymes?



Fanny pack and tights walkin' down the street

Go over to Kianna's to watch Dawson's Creek

How much popcorn are you gonna eat?

She probably thinks that I'm a freak



Ooh-ooh can you see the dots on your guitar

Ooh-ooh she teaches art?

Ooh-ooh does she like surrealism?

Ooh-ooh watch out for botulism



Oh Jamie

Oh Jamie

You slay me

You slay me

Don't hate me

Don't hate me

Baby

Oh baby

Jamie