Breffist

Oh breakfast, oh I wonder what there is in the pantry?

Oh you're standing there, look tired as you're cooking

And it's on fire, those damn pancakes!



So hungry, the stomach you thought was full, it starts grumbling

Now you're pourin some orange juice

You're just tryin' to eat some breakfast

But the bacon's rotten!



Cause we all want to eat but we can't, we can't

And we all want to drink but we don't, we don't

Cuz it expired!



Oh the omelets, fruits and pies, they will not hesitate to go bad

They keep rotting, stop rotting, it's the same

You know if it's rotten you can't eat it!



It's a shame that, did they go bad, they went bad

Yeah they might have

You keep covering your mouth, you keep belchin'

The heartburn is coming, I hear it rumblin



Cause we all want to eat but we can't, we can't

We all want to drink but we don't, we don't

Cause its on fire!



And we all think we can cook but we can't we can't

We all need to eat, yes we do, we do

Or we'll die!



Grocery Shopping shopping shopping shopping

Grocery shopping shopping shopping shopping

You eated your weight, now you barf off your face

The food's gooooooonnnnnnnnne



Break

Chorus

Cause we all want to eat but we can't, we can't

And we all want to drink but we don't, we don't

Cuz it expired!

Cause we all want to eat but we can't, we can't

We all want to drink but we don't, we don't

Cause it's on fire!