Theme Song

Les:
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time

Stan and Kyle:
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation

Les:
Going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind

Cartman:
Ample parking day or night
People sparling howdy neighbor

Les:
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind

Kenny:
*mumbles*
(Translation:
I like girls with big fat titties
I like girls with big vaginas!
OR!
I have got a 10 inch penis
Use your mouth if you want to clean it)

Les:
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine