Fightin' Round The World (the Russell Crowe Show)

-Intro-

Born in New Zealand in sixty-four
A hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe
He loves to act but he loves one thing more
Fightin' Round The World

He fights his directors and he fights his fans
It's a problem no one understands
If there's two things he loves it's fighting and
Fightin' Round The World

Makin' movies, makin' music and
Fight-in' Round The World!
Russell Crowe!

-Exit-

Tugger's whistle's blowin
Means we must be goin
No more Russell Crowein' for you.

But now don't you start to whine
I'll see ya again next time
Cos there's plenty a-more a-fightin' left to do.
Makin' movies, makin' songs
An' fightin' round the world