Kyle's Mom is A Dirty B*tch (Slipknot Version)

Corey Taylor: We have a new f*cking song for you but We're going to help Cartman sing this next tune entitled "Kyle's Mom is a dirty little B*tch"
*Whole Band Plays*
Corey: *SCREAMS* Kyle's mom's a b*tch, she's a big fat b*tch,
She's the biggest B*tch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid b*tch, if there ever was a b*tch,
She's a b*tch to all the boys and girls.

Cartman: Yeah, That's more like it.

Shawn: On Monday she's a b*tch
On Tuesday she's a b*tch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a b*tch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She's a super king Kamehameha biotch!

Corey: Get those Hands Up!

Shawn, Corey, and Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest b*tch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old b*tch, she has stupid hair,
She's a b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch

Cartman: B*tch, b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch
She's a stupid b*tch,
Corey, Shawn, and Cartman: Kyle's Mom's a b*tch,
And she's such a dirty b*tch.

Corey: Let's have our own DJ solo by Sid Wilson

*Sid Wilson does a DJ Solo, then Joey does a drum solo*

Corey: Here We Go!

All:
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest b*tch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old b*tch, she has stupid hair,
She's a b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch

Cartman: B*tch, b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch.
She's a stupid b*tch,
All: Kyle's Mom's a b*tch,
And she's such a dirty b*tch;

Cartman: I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, dirty b*tch
Big old fat f*ckin' b*tch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa