Puke For Breakfast

Drinking cans of Kaiser for dessert
don't even sound so wrong
but when lunch and dinner
get that way you know
you won't last long
and you'll sleep alright,
at least a while, but in the morning then
you'll have puke for breakfast again

maybe I should slow down,
'cause I'm spinning round and round
I'm seeing double I can't think,
It's pretty certain I'll be sick
but since I'm not yet on the floor,
I guess that I can have one more
and so this joke goes on and on,
while all my audience is long gone

I can't keep up with this pace
but I see no other way

Then comes the moment I fall down,
and un-gently hit the floor
blood's coming out of my mouth,
but I don't need no help right now
I sit myself down in a chair,
and that's exactly the place where
my stomach gives everything back,
thus making puke my late night snack

I can't keep up with this pace
but I see no other way