Stuck In The '90s Songtext

Clem had a daydream, daydream from heaven.
Picked up the headline, his country was made up of singers
And no more right-wingers

He wakes up to "Homeless are stupid, welfare is stupid
Private investment efficiency, cool fiscal plannin'"
Sounds like more Pat Buchanan

Back in his day job this afternoon
Unlikely he'll move down to Cuba soon

Reluctant to find he's stuck in the 90's again

Clem reads of the old days, twenty years goes a long ways
"Challenge the system!" Relating is easy on a demo...
(Did I meet you on that demo?)
Now they'll send it by memo
(Fax me a memo)

'Cause there's no need for the Peace Sign, 'Post Republican "Peace Time"
Join the parade, wave the flag, Tell the world it's your lackey
Abbie Hoffman was wacky

Riding the bike to his foreign car
Burning his mind in his VCR

Reluctant to find he's stuck in the 90's again

Reluctant to find he's stuck in the 90's again

and he's lost...
don't you know what it's like to be lost?
and older...tears on his shoulder
real men are bolder!!

Soon I'll be 30, I don't want to be 30
I've got some big plans, goodwill has some big hands
With each new computer screen, the world tells me I'm more green
Buy a new Game-Boy!

FOR THE FUN AND THE FASHION...Just for the passion

Back in his day job this afternoon
Unlikely he'll move down to Cuba soon

Reluctant to find he's stuck in the 90's again
Reluctant to find he's stuck in the 90's again

White lies, rich guys, hoarding a big prize
We've got work to do
(Reluctant to find he's stuck in the 90's again)

Reluctant to find he's stuck in the 90's again