Alzheimer Answereing Machine

Hi, you have reached the alzheimers research um..a..labortory...no, uh...laboramy...labotamy...no...oh anyway, the place thingy where we study...um, what was it? anyway, if you wish to leave a...oh gosh, what was it?...um...a...a menasiotois, no if you wish to leave a...oh, please speak after the uh...the um...the bath...no the, the, the...Beep!