Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best

And...
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing

And...
Always look on the bright side of life
(Come on)
Always look on the right side of life

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, –it's your last chance anyhow

So...
Always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a pice of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on You

And...
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life

(C'mon Brian, cheer up!)

Always look on the right side of life
Always look on the right side of life

(Worse things 'appen at sea, You know!)

Always look on the bright side of life

(I mean, what 'ave You got to lose?
You know, You come from nothing,
You're going back to nothing.
What 'ave You lost?
Nothing!)

Always look on the right side of life ....

(Nothing will come from nothing, You
know what they say?
Cheer up You old bugger,
C'mon give us a grin!
There You are, see,
it's the end of the film)

(Incidentally, this record is
available in the foyer.

Some of us 'ave got to live
as well, You know.

Who do You think pays
for all this rubbish.

They're not gonna make
their money back, You know.

I told them, I said to them,
Bernie, I said they'll never
make their money back)