Return Of Ja Fool Skit - Hood Newz

[Dickshitman:]
I'm Dickshitman with the Hoodnews brief!
Clearly...
Now you learning another lesson from the last time around [Ja Fool starts SING in the background]
The washed-up rapper, Ja Ruuuule. As released the song, and get this... Dissing... G-Unit!
Ahhaaa-hahahahaha!
Awh, man!
And anyways... the songs features Ja Rule. Along with those other guys that sound... just liking it!
Here now's... a public response on a record. [beat stops] [stridulation]
Aaaaaaahhhhhhh! [yawn] [stridulation]
Aaaaall ready! [stridulation]
Oookay! [stridulation]
My man, give it up! [stridulation]
I'm Dickshitman... and this... was the news!