(The Girl In) 14g

I just moved in to 14G
So cozy, calm, and peaceful
Heaven for a mouse like me
With quiet by the lease-full
Pets are banned and parties too
And no solicitations
A window seat with garden view
A perfect nook to read a book
Im lost in my Jane Austen when I hear

[Dramatic opera]

Say it isnt so
Not the flat below
From an opera wanna be in 13G
A matinee of sung cantata,
Wagners Ring and Traviata

[Dramatic opera]

My first night in 14G
Ill put up with Puccini
I brew myself a cup of tea
Crochet until she's fini
Half past eight, not a peep
Except the clock tick-tockin
Now I lay me down to sleep
A comfy bed to rest my head
A stretch, a yawn, Im almost gone when

[Scatting noisily]

Now the girl upstairs
Wakes me unawares
Blowing down from 15G
Her revelry
Shes scattin' like her name is Ella
Guess who answers a cappella

[transitions between scatting and opera]

Im not one to raise my voice
Make a fuss
Or speak my mind
But might I query
Would you mind if
Could you kindly

STOP!
That felt good
STOP!

13, 15, 14G
A most unlikely trio
No quite three part harmony

All day and night we're singing
[All three sing]

I've had my fill of peace and quiet
Shout out loud, \"I've changed my diet!\"
All because of 14G