DO ME

I heard your wife died the other day
I want to be the one first to say
that I want you to do me!

When I heard that she bit the dust
I was oddly consumed with lust
I was dying for you… to do me.

I’m alone
now so are you.
She is gone, there’s nothing you can do…
but me.

I know I’m not the only one who feels this way
that’s why I have the nerve to say
that I’m desperate for you
to do me.
Won’t you do me?

I know it’s sad. I know you’re there, lonely and blue
I know it’s bad that it only makes me even more and more into you.

I know it’s bad. I am a crass opportunist.
But I don’t want to wait.
If I hesitate you’re gonna fall for the girl who’s there soonest.

Seeing you, filled with grief
Makes you hot beyond belief!
So do me.