CRAZY GUY

Crazy guy…
Why aren’t you obsessed with me?
Why are you obsessed with her?
I’m crazy ‘bout you, crazy guy.

I’m friendly to you.
I meet your crazy gaze.
I’m crazy ‘bout your crazy ways.
I’m crazy ‘bout you, crazy guy.

Why don’t you write me
an incoherent letter?
Why don’t you steal my favorite sweater?
Tattoo my name in misspelled letters
Across your greasy forehead?

Crazy guy
You know it drives me crazy why
It doesn’t feel like you took Spanish Fly
When you stare creepily at me

Why don’t you build me
A trash and garbage tower
Leave a doody in my flowers
Why not lie on your back for hours
Across my dirty doorstep?

Crazy Guy
You know it drives me crazy why
It doesn’t feel like you took Spanish Fly
When you stare creepily at me.
Please stare at me, you crazy guy.