The monster of loch ness

Verse 1:

Just arrived at Edinburgh airport, no one knows what's ahead

Driving carefully on the left side, looking for a bed

Fourteen days and just the three

Of us, some had asked "How can that be?"



I believe that we were quite aawre

Of the long, long time we had to share

We'd made up our minds to stay real fair, yet:



Where's the monster that we fear?

Where's the monster, is it near?

So don't you know the monster's just here...



Chorus:

Where's the monster? ? There's the monster!

The monster of Loch Ness

See the monster? ? Me, the monster!

The monster of Loch Ness



Verse 2:

We were taking the cheapest cruise, said to be the best

It was really sensational ? well, at least we had a rest

Nessie didn't want to show

I think I saw a monster, though



There were times we didn't have to care:

Breakfast pudding, would we really dare?

"Mosquito toothpaste", concert, Mel and Claire, yet:



Where's the monster that we fear?

Where's the monster, is it near?

So don't you know the monster's just here...



Chorus