My Baby's in Love with Jon Bermuda Songtext
Oh my baby, my baby, she don't want me no more,
Ever since she heard "Eat It" back in '84.
She says the domain Weird Al dot com is quite amazing,
And the way he handles his sticks really gets her heart a-racing.
She likes his deep brown eyes, and his dark brown hair.
Yeah, he's her favorite drummer / webmaster extraordinaire.
Well, my baby's in love with Jon "Bermuda".
She's all crazy 'bout that Jon "Bermuda".
I asked why, she said "'Cause he's a righteous dude, duh!"
'Cause my baby's in love with Jon "Bermuda".
Now every time I see him he's out shakin' hands.
With a smile and a smirk, he's meet-and-greetin' the fans.
What a pain in the butt to take on dual roles.
Watch him keeping the tempo, and destroying the trolls.
But my girl can't get enough, and it hurts my pride.
'Cause now the symbols of her love have "Zildjan" written on the side.
Well, my baby's in love with Jon "Bermuda".
She's got a thing for that Jon "Bermuda".
I might as well pack up and hop a plane to Judah.
Now my baby's in love with a-
-I said, I said, I said,
My baby's in love with Jon "Bermuda".
Head over heels for that Jon "Bermuda".
I'm a small cheese curd, and he's a hunk of Gouda.
'Cause my baby's in love with Jon "Bermuda".
I knew we were headed for disaster
When she played that Woodsy Owl song over her shoutcaster.
Her infatuation really ain't a mystery
For the web-spacing, solo-playing, fan-waving, syncopating
Drummer for the single greatest cover band in history!
Well I don't know how to make a tambourine jangle,
And I'm not tattooed on David Rossi's ankle.
And I know she thinks compared to him, I'm so lame.
But I know two can play at this kind of game.
Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'll get when…
…I said, when I start stalking the keyboardist Ruben!
Well, my baby's in love with Jon "Bermuda".
She's all crazy 'bout that Jon "Bermuda".
If I was Jar Jar Binks, I'd say "Howsa rude-a!"
'Cause my baby's in love with a-
-I said, I said, I said,
My baby's in love with Jon "Bermuda".
Why'd she have to fall for that Jon "Bermuda".
When it comes to the drums, he's the master golden Buddah.
'Cause my baby's in love with Jon "Bermuda"!
May the Schwartz be with you!
Ever since she heard "Eat It" back in '84.
She says the domain Weird Al dot com is quite amazing,
And the way he handles his sticks really gets her heart a-racing.
She likes his deep brown eyes, and his dark brown hair.
Yeah, he's her favorite drummer / webmaster extraordinaire.
Well, my baby's in love with Jon "Bermuda".
She's all crazy 'bout that Jon "Bermuda".
I asked why, she said "'Cause he's a righteous dude, duh!"
'Cause my baby's in love with Jon "Bermuda".
Now every time I see him he's out shakin' hands.
With a smile and a smirk, he's meet-and-greetin' the fans.
What a pain in the butt to take on dual roles.
Watch him keeping the tempo, and destroying the trolls.
But my girl can't get enough, and it hurts my pride.
'Cause now the symbols of her love have "Zildjan" written on the side.
Well, my baby's in love with Jon "Bermuda".
She's got a thing for that Jon "Bermuda".
I might as well pack up and hop a plane to Judah.
Now my baby's in love with a-
-I said, I said, I said,
My baby's in love with Jon "Bermuda".
Head over heels for that Jon "Bermuda".
I'm a small cheese curd, and he's a hunk of Gouda.
'Cause my baby's in love with Jon "Bermuda".
I knew we were headed for disaster
When she played that Woodsy Owl song over her shoutcaster.
Her infatuation really ain't a mystery
For the web-spacing, solo-playing, fan-waving, syncopating
Drummer for the single greatest cover band in history!
Well I don't know how to make a tambourine jangle,
And I'm not tattooed on David Rossi's ankle.
And I know she thinks compared to him, I'm so lame.
But I know two can play at this kind of game.
Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'll get when…
…I said, when I start stalking the keyboardist Ruben!
Well, my baby's in love with Jon "Bermuda".
She's all crazy 'bout that Jon "Bermuda".
If I was Jar Jar Binks, I'd say "Howsa rude-a!"
'Cause my baby's in love with a-
-I said, I said, I said,
My baby's in love with Jon "Bermuda".
Why'd she have to fall for that Jon "Bermuda".
When it comes to the drums, he's the master golden Buddah.
'Cause my baby's in love with Jon "Bermuda"!
May the Schwartz be with you!
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