The Spongy Dance Songtext
Mr Krabs: Are you ready?!
SpongeBob: Iiiiiii'm READY! I'm ready!...
Mr Krabs: Arr, lad! Are you ready?!
SpongeBob: ...I'm ready! I'm ready! (laughs)
Verse 1:
All right, stop what you're doin', cause I'm about to ruin
The animated style that you're used to.
I'm shaped funny... (*SB: laugh*) But yo, soon everybody'll see,
The whole world that's down way under the sea.
Now you all oughta, watch with your son or daughter,
All my nautical nonsense in the underwater. (**)
I'll eat up all the jellyfish jam you got on your shelf, (*?*)
So just let me introduce myself.
My name is SpongeBob, pronounced with an '-OngeBob'.
Flipping burgers sure really is a fun job,
And all the Krabby Patties I make,
are for the twelve-thirty lunch mob.
I got your order up! (*sfx: ding!*) Here in Bikini Bottom,
You want the best meal? The Krusty Krab's got 'em!
Bun, patty, lettuce, cheese, onions' sweet odor,
Tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, bun, in that order!
I'm ready, see! (gasp!) Look, Plankton's back! (*Pl: Ha ha!*)
And he wants the secret recipe,
But that's some info that he'll never get from me!
Plankton: C'Mon SpongeBob! Those buns, are they sesame?
Mr. Krabs: Arr, that's enough of that! (*sfx: toink! Pl: Aaah!*) Now listen up, Spongey,
You swab the deck, while I count up all me money!
When I clean, (*sfx: cleaning) I spin around and go boom.
I once got dizzy in the Krusty Krab bathroom!
I'm crazy, (**) but Squidward here will save me!
Squidward: Take your spatula and kindly go away please!
The employee of the month is my stance,
And I even got my own dance!
Chorus 1:
(Lead vocals by SpongeBob, Main background vocals sung in unison by Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, & Plankton, with their individual lines shown:)
SpongeBob SquarePants, here's your chance, to do the Sponge!
Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: C'Mon! Uh! Do the Spongey Sponge, come on and do the Spongey Sponge!
A-Do the Spongey Sponge, a-do the Spongey Sponge!
Mr. Krabs: Oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Check it out, y'all! Do the Spongey Sponge, just watch me do the Spongey Sponge!
A-Do the Spongey Sponge, a-do the Spongey Sponge!
Squidward: Oh, oh, oh oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Yeah, do you know what I'm doin? Doin' the Spongey Sponge!
A-Do the Spongey Sponge, a-do the Spongey Sponge!
Plankton: Oh, oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: C'mon! Do the Spongey Sponge, ha!
A-Do the Spongey Sponge, a-do the Spongey Sponge!
Verse 2:
Patrick says, (Patrick:) Yo SpongeBob, uhh, let's do some jellyfishin'!
Starfish as dumb as the rock that he lives in.
We'll laugh and prance, because we're best buds,
And we're happy, until a jellyfish zaps me! (*sfx: jf zap*)
And now our plan, see, is to visit Sandy
In her bubble dome land tree. (*SC: Howdy SB!*)
With this squirrel girl, adventure's nothing to fear,
But if you ever mess with Texas, she just might kick your rear! (*SC: punch*)
And then there's Squidward, (*Sq: A-Heeehh*) quite grumpy I'm afraid.
His Easter Island head is where his clarinet's played.
He'll tirade 'til his eighties, but hey, I don't care!
Both how I'm livin' and my pants are square!
I get scary! (*SB: ooh*) Hang with a lobster named Larry.
I give a bath to my pet snail (*sfx: Meow!*) called Gary.
I hang at the Goo Lagoon, surf sand particles,
And when I crash, shout, Ah, tartar-sauce barnacles!
I go to school so I can learn to drive, (*sfx: SB driving w/ Mrs Puff*)
Mrs. Puff after each class says she's happy to be alive.
So if you're down with the absorbent and the yellow and porous,
Then join along and sing the chorus!
Chorus 2:
(Lead vocals by SpongeBob, Main background vocals sung in unison by Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, & Plankton, with their individual lines shown:)
SpongeBob SquarePants, here's your chance, to do the Sponge!
SpongeBob: C'Mon! Yeah, fishy baby!
Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: C'mon! Uh! Do the Spongey Sponge!
A-Do the Spongey Sponge, a-do the Spongey Sponge!
Mr. Krabs: Oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Fishy baby! Everybody! C'mon and do the Spongey Sponge!
A-Do the Spongey Sponge, a-do the Spongey Sponge!
Squidward: Oh, oh, oh oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Uh, do you know what we're doin? We're doin' the Spongey Sponge, y'all!
A-Do the Spongey Sponge, a-do the Spongey Sponge!
Plankton: Oh, oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Uh! Do the Spongey Sponge, watch me do the Spongey Sponge!
A-Do the Spongey Sponge, a-do the Spongey Sponge!
Breakdown:
Mr. Krabs: Arr, that be the break, y'all. Mr. Squidward! Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here!
Squidward: A-doo-reer, doo-ree. A-doo-reer, doo-ree.
Mr. Krabs: Ag ag ag ag ag ag!
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, uhh, now that you've told us a little bit about yourself, uhh, why don't you tell us a little bit about this dance?
SpongeBob: Well it's really easy to do Patrick. Check it out!
Verse 3:
First I go like this, spin around and then stop, man!
Double take three times, pelvic thrust and then stomp, and
(*sfx: rip*) Rip my pants cause it's funny! (laugh)
Squidward says (Squidward:) You like like a brillo pad gone mad, dummy!
That's all right, cause I'm rockin' this ocean.
Bring it around town, always causin' a commotion!
Bubble blowing's quite the same. (*sfx: bubbles*)
This is my technique, SquarePants is my name!
No two fishes will do it the same,
Just have some F-U-N, and forget about your brain!
Rockin', (*SC: Hi-Yah!*) Karate Choppin', (*sfx: hooked noise*)
Now you're hooked, to the bottom you'll drop!
So if you got your air helmet, then come on and take the plunge,
You just step off, (*sfx: splash*) you're doin' the Sponge!
Chorus 3:
(Lead vocals by SpongeBob, Main background vocals sung in unison by Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, & Plankton, with their individual lines shown:)
SpongeBob SquarePants, here's your chance, to do the Sponge!
Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Everybody! Uh, a-Do the Spongey Sponge, come on and do the Spongey Sponge!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge!
Mr. Krabs: Oh oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Fishy baby! Uh! A-Do the Spongey Sponge!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge!
Squidward: Oh, oh, oh oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Do you know what I'm doin'? We're doin' the Spongey Sponge, y'all! Uh!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge!
Plankton: Oh, oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Watch me do the Spongey Sponge, Uh, Check it out!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge!
Chorus 4:
Patrick: Oh, oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: C'mon! The Flying Dutchman!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge!
Squidward: Oh, oh, oh oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: King Neptune! Just keep on doin' the Sponge!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge!
Plankton: Oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Even Patchy the Pirate! Aw yeah!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge!
Plankton: I've got a Krabby Patty! The secret formula will soon be mine! Ha ha ha! (etc.)
Mr. Krabs: Mother of Pearl! Mr. Squidward!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge (4 line stanza repeats as usual)
Mr. Krabs: Stop that scurvy scoundrel! (etc.)
Squidward: Aye aye, Mr. Krabs! Get back here you! (etc.)
Patrick: Underwater rhymes! Underwater rhymes, underwater rhymes! (repeats)
SpongeBob: Once again, the underwater is in the pineapple! I'd like to send a shout out to the whole ocean! Keep on doin' the Spongy Dance! And to the ladies, Pants and Spongy-ness forever! (laugh)
SpongeBob: Iiiiiii'm READY! I'm ready!...
Mr Krabs: Arr, lad! Are you ready?!
SpongeBob: ...I'm ready! I'm ready! (laughs)
Verse 1:
All right, stop what you're doin', cause I'm about to ruin
The animated style that you're used to.
I'm shaped funny... (*SB: laugh*) But yo, soon everybody'll see,
The whole world that's down way under the sea.
Now you all oughta, watch with your son or daughter,
All my nautical nonsense in the underwater. (**)
I'll eat up all the jellyfish jam you got on your shelf, (*?*)
So just let me introduce myself.
My name is SpongeBob, pronounced with an '-OngeBob'.
Flipping burgers sure really is a fun job,
And all the Krabby Patties I make,
are for the twelve-thirty lunch mob.
I got your order up! (*sfx: ding!*) Here in Bikini Bottom,
You want the best meal? The Krusty Krab's got 'em!
Bun, patty, lettuce, cheese, onions' sweet odor,
Tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, bun, in that order!
I'm ready, see! (gasp!) Look, Plankton's back! (*Pl: Ha ha!*)
And he wants the secret recipe,
But that's some info that he'll never get from me!
Plankton: C'Mon SpongeBob! Those buns, are they sesame?
Mr. Krabs: Arr, that's enough of that! (*sfx: toink! Pl: Aaah!*) Now listen up, Spongey,
You swab the deck, while I count up all me money!
When I clean, (*sfx: cleaning) I spin around and go boom.
I once got dizzy in the Krusty Krab bathroom!
I'm crazy, (**) but Squidward here will save me!
Squidward: Take your spatula and kindly go away please!
The employee of the month is my stance,
And I even got my own dance!
Chorus 1:
(Lead vocals by SpongeBob, Main background vocals sung in unison by Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, & Plankton, with their individual lines shown:)
SpongeBob SquarePants, here's your chance, to do the Sponge!
Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: C'Mon! Uh! Do the Spongey Sponge, come on and do the Spongey Sponge!
A-Do the Spongey Sponge, a-do the Spongey Sponge!
Mr. Krabs: Oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Check it out, y'all! Do the Spongey Sponge, just watch me do the Spongey Sponge!
A-Do the Spongey Sponge, a-do the Spongey Sponge!
Squidward: Oh, oh, oh oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Yeah, do you know what I'm doin? Doin' the Spongey Sponge!
A-Do the Spongey Sponge, a-do the Spongey Sponge!
Plankton: Oh, oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: C'mon! Do the Spongey Sponge, ha!
A-Do the Spongey Sponge, a-do the Spongey Sponge!
Verse 2:
Patrick says, (Patrick:) Yo SpongeBob, uhh, let's do some jellyfishin'!
Starfish as dumb as the rock that he lives in.
We'll laugh and prance, because we're best buds,
And we're happy, until a jellyfish zaps me! (*sfx: jf zap*)
And now our plan, see, is to visit Sandy
In her bubble dome land tree. (*SC: Howdy SB!*)
With this squirrel girl, adventure's nothing to fear,
But if you ever mess with Texas, she just might kick your rear! (*SC: punch*)
And then there's Squidward, (*Sq: A-Heeehh*) quite grumpy I'm afraid.
His Easter Island head is where his clarinet's played.
He'll tirade 'til his eighties, but hey, I don't care!
Both how I'm livin' and my pants are square!
I get scary! (*SB: ooh*) Hang with a lobster named Larry.
I give a bath to my pet snail (*sfx: Meow!*) called Gary.
I hang at the Goo Lagoon, surf sand particles,
And when I crash, shout, Ah, tartar-sauce barnacles!
I go to school so I can learn to drive, (*sfx: SB driving w/ Mrs Puff*)
Mrs. Puff after each class says she's happy to be alive.
So if you're down with the absorbent and the yellow and porous,
Then join along and sing the chorus!
Chorus 2:
(Lead vocals by SpongeBob, Main background vocals sung in unison by Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, & Plankton, with their individual lines shown:)
SpongeBob SquarePants, here's your chance, to do the Sponge!
SpongeBob: C'Mon! Yeah, fishy baby!
Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: C'mon! Uh! Do the Spongey Sponge!
A-Do the Spongey Sponge, a-do the Spongey Sponge!
Mr. Krabs: Oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Fishy baby! Everybody! C'mon and do the Spongey Sponge!
A-Do the Spongey Sponge, a-do the Spongey Sponge!
Squidward: Oh, oh, oh oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Uh, do you know what we're doin? We're doin' the Spongey Sponge, y'all!
A-Do the Spongey Sponge, a-do the Spongey Sponge!
Plankton: Oh, oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Uh! Do the Spongey Sponge, watch me do the Spongey Sponge!
A-Do the Spongey Sponge, a-do the Spongey Sponge!
Breakdown:
Mr. Krabs: Arr, that be the break, y'all. Mr. Squidward! Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here!
Squidward: A-doo-reer, doo-ree. A-doo-reer, doo-ree.
Mr. Krabs: Ag ag ag ag ag ag!
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, uhh, now that you've told us a little bit about yourself, uhh, why don't you tell us a little bit about this dance?
SpongeBob: Well it's really easy to do Patrick. Check it out!
Verse 3:
First I go like this, spin around and then stop, man!
Double take three times, pelvic thrust and then stomp, and
(*sfx: rip*) Rip my pants cause it's funny! (laugh)
Squidward says (Squidward:) You like like a brillo pad gone mad, dummy!
That's all right, cause I'm rockin' this ocean.
Bring it around town, always causin' a commotion!
Bubble blowing's quite the same. (*sfx: bubbles*)
This is my technique, SquarePants is my name!
No two fishes will do it the same,
Just have some F-U-N, and forget about your brain!
Rockin', (*SC: Hi-Yah!*) Karate Choppin', (*sfx: hooked noise*)
Now you're hooked, to the bottom you'll drop!
So if you got your air helmet, then come on and take the plunge,
You just step off, (*sfx: splash*) you're doin' the Sponge!
Chorus 3:
(Lead vocals by SpongeBob, Main background vocals sung in unison by Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, & Plankton, with their individual lines shown:)
SpongeBob SquarePants, here's your chance, to do the Sponge!
Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Everybody! Uh, a-Do the Spongey Sponge, come on and do the Spongey Sponge!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge!
Mr. Krabs: Oh oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Fishy baby! Uh! A-Do the Spongey Sponge!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge!
Squidward: Oh, oh, oh oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Do you know what I'm doin'? We're doin' the Spongey Sponge, y'all! Uh!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge!
Plankton: Oh, oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Watch me do the Spongey Sponge, Uh, Check it out!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge!
Chorus 4:
Patrick: Oh, oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: C'mon! The Flying Dutchman!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge!
Squidward: Oh, oh, oh oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: King Neptune! Just keep on doin' the Sponge!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge!
Plankton: Oh oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Even Patchy the Pirate! Aw yeah!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge!
Plankton: I've got a Krabby Patty! The secret formula will soon be mine! Ha ha ha! (etc.)
Mr. Krabs: Mother of Pearl! Mr. Squidward!
Do the Spongey Sponge, do the Spongey Sponge (4 line stanza repeats as usual)
Mr. Krabs: Stop that scurvy scoundrel! (etc.)
Squidward: Aye aye, Mr. Krabs! Get back here you! (etc.)
Patrick: Underwater rhymes! Underwater rhymes, underwater rhymes! (repeats)
SpongeBob: Once again, the underwater is in the pineapple! I'd like to send a shout out to the whole ocean! Keep on doin' the Spongy Dance! And to the ladies, Pants and Spongy-ness forever! (laugh)
The Spongy Dance Video
