Kenny Was A Kid From South Park

*Opening theme lead-in.
(music begins)
*Hmhmhm... I thought you just came from the bathroom... Hmhmhm!...
*Ppbbt!... You farted!... ha ha ha... Somebody's baking brownies...
*Smells like you slaughtered a cow in there, Kenny!...
*Mmm, it smells like dead fish here... Hmhmhm... Aw, man, that is nasty!... I dont think I've ever seen a kid as cool as you, Kenny...
*Now, now that is a dirty little bastard!...

Kenny was a kid from South Park.
He says he's glad to see ya. *Hmhmhm...
When he's not gettin smashed, stampeded, or shot,
he's got explosive diarrhea. *Hmhmhm...ppbbt!...
Kyle was a kid from South Park.
He's a 3rd grade Jewish tyke. *Hey you scrawny sh-beep!...
After cussin out aliens
he'll play football with his brother Ike.

*Check this one out. Ready Ike? Kick the baby!... Don't kick the baby!... Kick the baby!... Punt... Squeal... Crash!...

Stan was a kid from South Park.
Sister beat'em up everyday.
He barfs each time he talks to the girls,
and his dog, Sparky, is gay. *Down, Sparky, down!...
Cartman was a kid from South Park.
He's the one with flaming gas. *Ppbbt-woosh!... Ooow!...
When he walks down the street, people go,
'God dammit, that's a big fat ass!'

*Beefcake!...
*Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs!...
*I didn't have an anal probe!...
*God dammit, my mom is not on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine!...
*Yea...

Kenny was a kid from South Park,
and he'll tell you it aint no lie, *Kenny death sting music
that when you're growin up in South Park
every day's a good day to die.

*Howdy Ho!...
*That has got to be the most ridiculous load of pig crap I have ever seen!...
*Cows trampling Kenny
*Oh my God!...
*They killed Kenny!...
*You bastards!...