Because I'm Jedi

Yoda: It is like, care about nothing, I do not.

Anakin: Turn the sabre on. Yeah. (sabre noise)
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Ooo, ooo, oooo...

Anakin: Pretty cool. (sabre noise)
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Lat dat dat, da-da-dah...

Anakin: Yeah, yeah. (sabre noise)
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Lat dat dah-ah-ahh...

Anakin: Okay turn it off, yeah.
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: La da da da, la da da da, la da da daa!

Anakin: Was a Tattooine slave as a kid, pod racers I'd fly.
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Ooo, ooo, oooo...

Anakin: 'Til QuiGon freed me he did, then ten years go by.
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Uh! Lat dat dat, da-da-dah...

Anakin: Now I'm protecting Padme's life, and you know why.
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Why, man?

Anakin: Yeah, hey!... Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi!
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi!

Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: La da dat, dat, da-da, dat...

Anakin: The assassin was a her not a him, we chased through the sky.
Watto: Come on, ya'll!
Yoda: Check it out.
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Ooo, ooo, oooo...

Anakin: And just like always, we'd hack off a limb, just so she'd comply.
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Uh, Uh. Lat dat dat, da-da-dah...

Anakin: That method's a bit extreme, how do we justify?
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Ha ha ha. Why, man?

Anakin: Yeah, hey!... Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi!
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi!

Watto: Go to the next, go to the next, go to the next.
Jar-Jar: Meesa!
Yoda: Uh!

Anakin: Left Naboo to look for my Mom, to save her I'd try.
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Uh. Ooo, ooo, oooo...

Anakin: She passed away right there in my arms, and it made me cry.
Yoda: Very sad indeed.
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Lat dat dat, da-da-dah...

Anakin: All those Tuskien Sand People, THEY ALL HAD TO DIE!!!
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Yaaah! Why, man?

Anakin: Yeah, hey!... Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi!
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi!

Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: La da dat, dat, dat, dat...

Anakin: Jango lost his head, Boba moans, for vengeance he'll vie.
Jar-Jar: I'm serious, man!
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Ooo, ooo, oooo...

Anakin: We won the battle with the best clones, that money can buy.
Yoda: Republic credits, very good.
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Lat dat dat, da-da-dah...

Anakin: Dooku chopped off my hand, that's irony, with a capitol "I"...
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Gaaah! Why, man?

Anakin: Yeah, hey!... Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi!
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi!

Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: La da dat, dat, dat, dat...

Anakin: Our secret passion we couldn't avoid, we tried to deny.
Jar-Jar: I'm serious, man!
Watto: Uh. Uh.
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Ooo, ooo, oooo...

Anakin: So back on Naboo, witnessed by the droids, the knot we did tie.
Yoda: What was that?
Watto: Nothing, keep going.
Jar-Jar: Lat dat dat, da-da-dah...

Anakin: It'll destroy our lives, but who cares? We're livin' a lie.
Yoda: Turn the song off!

Anakin: Yeah, hey!... Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi!
Watto: Because I'm Jedi! No, keep going!...
Jar-Jar: ... because I'm Jedi, Me do dat over!...
Yoda: ...because I'm Jedi!

Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: La da dat, dat, dat, dat...

Anakin: Okay you guys, take a verse, take a verse, go!

Watto: I've got little wings on my back, so that I can fly...
Anakin: Uh, yeah, uh, keep going! Ooo, ooo, oooo...

Jar-Jar: Meesa got big ear, long tongue, and two bulgey eye!... Yes I do!
Anakin: That's right, you do man. Lat dat dat, da-da-dah...

Yoda: Whup your butt in a fight I will, and you know why...
Anakin: Why guys? ...... Go! Go! Go! Go!
Yoda: Yeah, hey!...

Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: 'Cause we're C.G.I., 'cause we're C.G.I., 'cause we're C.G.I.!

Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: La da dat, dat, dat, dat...

Anakin: The film's called "Attack of the Clones", and it's starring I.
Watto: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Jar-Jar: Meesa! Baby, Ho-ooo!...
Yoda: Ooo, ooo, oooo...

Anakin: Even though my acting's worse than, that Keanu guy.
Watto: Go! Yeah! Uh! Yeah! Say what? Say what? Say what? Say what?
Jar-Jar: No way! Bring it back, bring it back, baby!
Yoda: Yes way, Ted!, Lat dat dat, da-da-dah...

Anakin: And by now I'm sure you all have figured out why...
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Aaahh!!! Why, man?

Anakin: Yeah, hey!... George Lucas got high, George Lucas got high, George Lucas got high!
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: George Lucas got high, George Lucas got high, George Lucas got high!

Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: La da dat, dat, dat, dat...

Anakin: Lat, dat, da da da dat, da da da da daa...
Jar-Jar: Did he really do that, man?
Watto: Well, you know those Hollywood types.

Anakin: Shoop shoop shooby do wah...
Yoda: Obi-Wan, get jiggy with it!

Anakin: Skippy dee bee bah boop do wah...
Jar-Jar: Meesa not thinkin you be sayin dat.
Watto: Yes, it's a continuity error. Too out of character you, too out of date for everyone.

Anakin: Lat, dat, da da da dat, loot loo doo dee doo... Doot doo!
Yoda: When 900 years old you reach, as up to date your pop culture references will be not? Hmm?

Anakin: La da da da da, la da da da da, la da da da daa! La dat dat dat dat daa...
Watto: See, now I have no idea what you are saying.
Jar-Jar: Yeah, you needsa to be speakin in a waysa thatsa people cansa be undastandinsa!
Watto: Now I am completely lost.
Jar-Jar: Me-me-meesa-MEESA!!!
Yoda: Sell any of these albums, we are not going to, cuz.
Watto: Let's go back to Mos Espa and fix some more maintenance droids, screw it.
Jar-Jar: Pooda to da corporate world, beeyotch!