Who Let The Frog Out?

(The lead vocalist of this song is 'Kermit', so any lyrics that are not specifically attributed to another Muppet voice are done by him. Italicized lyrics are background vocals.)

It's "the Muppet Show", with our very special guest stars, the Baha Men! Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!...

Who let the frog out?
Hi-ho! Hi! Ho! Hi-ho!
Who let the frog out?
Hi-ho! Hi! Ho! Hi-ho!
Who let the frog out?
Hi-ho! Hi! Ho! Hi-ho!
Who let the frog out?

Scooter: Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mister Kermit!

Thank you, thank you, and welcome again to the party,
Fozzie: Thank you, thank you, and thank YOU!
The Muppet Show!
Please welcome Fozzie, telling some jokes.
Fozzie: Wocka Wocka Wocka!
The Muppet Show!
Suddenly, Miss Piggy, she tries to kiss me.
Miss Piggy: Oh, mon cherie, Kermie! (*Zip!*)
The Muppet Show!
In zips Gonzo, and she smooches his nose.
Gonzo: Kissy kissy! Miss Piggy: Hi-yah!
Statler and Waldorf shout out,

Who let the frog out?
Hi-ho! Hi! Ho! Hi-ho!
Who let the frog out?
Hi-ho! Hi! Ho! Hi-ho!
Who let the frog out?
Hi-ho! Hi! Ho! Hi-ho!
Who let the frog out?

Bunsen: Dance for us, Beaker!
Beaker: Me me me me me me me!

We got Rowlf on the piano, but when we need to rock,
We got a band that's totally mental.
Electric Mayhem, Dr. Teeth,
Floyd Pepper, Janice, Zoot, Animal!

Animal: WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN HA HA HA HA HA!
Floyd: Down, Animal, Down!
The Count: 1, 2, 3, 4, (*thunder*) ah ah ah ah ah!

Down on Sesame Street, I see Bert and Ernie.
Bert: (laughs) Ernie: (laughs)
Tickle Elmo!
And furry Grover serve food to the man.
Grover: Hey, give me a number nine, Charlie!
Tickle Elmo!
But when Big Bird went to visit Oscar,
Oscar: Hey, you big turkey!
Tickle Elmo!
The Grouch promptly told him that he had to "Scram!"
Oscar: SCRAM!
Elmo: Ha ha hee hee ha ha hee hee!
I hear Telly shout out,

Who let the frog out?
Hi-ho! Hi! Ho! Hi-ho!
Who let the frog out?
Hi-ho! Hi! Ho! Hi-ho!
Who let the frog out?
Hi-ho! Hi! Ho! Hi-ho!
Who let the frog out?
(simultaneously in the background:) Mama, Dada, Poopoo, Shewawa! Mama, Dada, Poopoo, Shewawa! Mama, Dada, Poopoo, Shewawa! Wah, Wah Wah Wah Waah!
Gonzo: Come on Rizzo!
Rizzo: I'm going as fast as I can!

Now Gonzo, he dates Camilla chicken, she say:
Camilla: Buk buk, buk buk buk buk, bgok buk, bgok buk buk!
The Swedish Chef cooking dinner for us, he say:
Swedish Chef: Her dersky flurska do, herdy flersky, bork bork bork!

Swedish Chef: Put du chicky en de basky! Hey you chicky! Get in de basky!
Camilla: (clucking in fear)

Who let the frog out?
Hi-ho! Hi! Ho! Hi-ho!
Who let the frog out?
Hi-ho! Hi! Ho! Hi-ho!
Who let the frog out?
Hi-ho! Hi! Ho! Hi-ho!
Who let the frog out?
(simultaneously in the background:) Mahna Mahna, doot doo da doo doo, Mahna Mahna, doot doo doot doo, Mahna Mahna, doot doo da doo doo, Da doo doo, da doo doo, da doo doo doo doo, Doo doo doo doo doo!
Pepe: Don't forget to mention Pepe, okay?

From a tiny little Doozer, to a Snuffalupagus,
It was all one man's invention.
Who let the frog out? It was a
Genius by the name of Jim Henson.

Clifford: Break it down Kermit!

I am Kermit the Frog. I grew up in a bog.
I dance my cares away, way down in Fraggle Rock,
I found a Dark Crystal in a Labyrinth,
I got it from a Bear inside a Big Blue House.
Gonzo: Whoopie!
Out on a Farscape I met a Storyteller,
who told a story about Dinosaurs, the baby sayin' "Not-the-mama!"
Baby Sinclair: Not the mama!
And at the end of the day, I wave my arms and I say "Yaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!"

Who let the frog out?
Hi-ho! Hi! Ho! Hi-ho!
Sweetums: Hey! Wait for me! I want to go too!
Who let the frog out?
Hi-ho! Hi! Ho! Hi-ho!
Sam the Eagle: You are all WEIRDOS!
Who let the frog out?
Hi-ho! Hi! Ho! Hi-ho!
We'll see you next time on the Muppet Show! Yay!
Who let the frog out?

Cookie Monster: Oh look! A big pile of Cookies!

Who let the frog out?
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Who let the frog out?
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Who let the frog out?
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Who let the frog out?

(simultaneously in the background, Cookie Monster:)
Me wanna cookie, gonna eat a lot of cookie, yummy!
Me wanna cookie, gonna eat a lot of cookie, yummy!
Me wanna cookie, gonna eat a lot of cookie, yummy!
Me wanna cookie, gonna eat a lot of cookie, yummy!
Me wanna cookie, gonna eat a lot of cookie, yummy!
Me wanna cookie, gonna eat a lot of cookie, yummy!
Me wanna cookie, gonna eat a lot of...

Statler: You know what the only thing missing from this rap song is?
Waldorf: What's that?
Statler: The letter "C"! HA! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Waldorf: Doh! Ha ha ha ha ha... Word to Big Bird.