Fruit Loops

I'd roll out of bed.
The week end's ahead.
Eight hours of cartoons.
Bugs, Popeye, and Scooby Doo.
I'd get this feeling, oh, right about six A.M. (*Feed me, feed me...) (*Heh heh, Don't panic.)
Got to the cupboard, and see my pal, Toucan Sam.

So now I gotta eat Loops.
Fruit Loops.
Watch Sat'day morn' cartoons.
Munch.
For brunch.
Ten bowls of Captain Crunch.
Snacks.
Sugar Smacks.
Bring on the Apple Jacks.
Loops.
Fruit Loops.
Everybody eat Fruit Loops.

(spoken:) Milky cereal baby! Sienfeld's got nothin on my kitchen cabinet!

You're hittin' the skids.
You say Trix is for kids.
Silly rabbit, I'll get you into my arms.
When I turn on my Lucky Charms.
You say you're too old; baby, I'll show you the way.
I'll be your Sugar Bear, and you can be my special K!

Start your day! A-with a bowl-a some Loops.
Fruit Loops.
Kid tested, Mom approved.
Trix.
Crispix.
That's how I get my Kix.
Gra-
-nola
Can't beat Count Chocula
Loops.
Fruit Loops.
Everybody eat Fruit Loops.










Pink Hearts,
Orange Stars,
Yellow Moons,
Green Clovers,
Blue Diamonds,
Purple Horseshoes,
Red Balloons.

You want my Lucky shamrocks.
I want that prize in your box.
I'm your Honey Nut Cherrios...

(* SFX- Shaking Box)
(* SFX- Opening Box)
(* SFX- Pouring Cereal)
(* SFX- Pouring Milk)
(* SFX- Spoon & Crunch)

...Just follow your nose!

Fruit Loops.
Get a load of my two scoops.
Just a kiss.
Of Golden Crisp.
Let's name our first kid Quisp.
Can't get enough.
Of that stuff.
I'm KooKoo for Cocoa Puffs.
Loops.
Fruit Loops.

Fred 'n Barney quibble over Fruity Pebbles.
Frosted Flakes at eight, Tony says they're great!
Never gonna stop, Snap-Crackle-Pop.
Oh-so-yummy, everybody eat Fruit Loops!

Hey, Mikey really likes it!