The Feature

Freedom! Destruction! America!
Fuck Damn!

Funnel cakes and warm beer.
Ripped jeans and big hair.
Cleft lips and bucked teef'.
Root beer floats and pulled beef.

In the fucking feature
You need a PBR
Lay the fucking hammer down
And smash in their side door.
Your beer, it drives you.
You're designed not to fail.
T Bones and head-ons
Cheap shots will help your car prevail.

Ripping the handle off my old crank window.
Smash out the windows and chain the doors shut.
Rev it up.
Mash the gas.
Ram your metal up there ass.
Shove it, ram it, turn around and slam it.

In the fucking feature
You need a PBR
Lay the fucking hammer down
And smash in their side door.
Your beer, it drives you.
You're designed not to fail.
T Bones and head-ons
Cheap shots will help your car prevail.

Rev it up.
Mash the gas.
Ram your metal up there ass.
Shove it, ram it, turn around and slam it.

Shut em' down!
Burn, let em' burn!

In the fucking feature
You need a PBR
Lay the fucking hammer down
And smash in their side door.
Your beer, it drives you.
You're designed not to fail.
T Bones and head-ons
Cheap shots will help your car prevail.

Shut em' down!
Burn, let em' burn!