Portal Potty

Porcelain or plastic?
It's secret, it's fantastic.
A wormhole near your cornhole will take you to your thoughts.
Just sit down like number 2 and hold on til' the ride is through.
Be sure to pull your pants up when you're done.
Your thoughts map where you go so just relax and let it flow.
A brain fart will fuck you up.
So be careful what you wish for or in this case what you piss for.
And your travels will be far from lame.
Portal potty!
Defines time.
Portal potty!
Happens fast.
Portal potty!
Leave you flat.
Portal potty!
Is a gift.
Portal potty!
Is a shit.
Portal potty!
Makes your dreams come true.