Banana With A Laptop

Oh my God it's a monster
And it's called Damian
He's got a sister called Elise
And she looks like fried rice pudding
Custard
Custard
Custard

Sitting here with my white cup
I'm a banana with a laptop
I don't know how to make the music stop
But I'm sure that Damian loves a bit of hip-hop
Du du du du salad
Di di di di muffin

Lee's about to climax
On top of his VHS
He's friends with a girl named Sophie
Who looks like a dead Chipolata
Custard
Custard
Custard

Sitting here with my white cup
I'm a banana with a laptop
I don't know how to make the music stop
But I'm sure that Damian loves a bit of hip-hop
Du du du du salad
Di di di di muffin

Lee's pulling out his cock
Something about Britain
And then he'll put his kit on
If I sell his French Mitten

Lee knows he will Irish something his potato and a yellow bucket too
Damian looks like a baseball and Elise stinks like Shit....
ake mushrooms

Sitting here with my white cup
I'm a banana with a laptop
I don't know how to make the music stop
But I'm sure that Damian loves a bit of hip-hop
Du du du du salad
Di di di di muffin
Muffin
Muffin
Muffin
Muffin
Muffin
Muffin
Waffle
Muffin