Amy

And now it's one AM and it's dark
And she's hitching a ride in his car
She's been waiting all fucking night
I wonder if everything will be alright
Because

This is what happens when you fuck a squirrel
This is what happens when you smoke a sausage
I can bet she never saw this coming
Hold your breath as we go underwater

I bet she never saw this coming
Did she?

That curb sure looks cold
She'll be doing this until she's old
It's the only way she'll make money
She can't cook and she sure ain't funny

This is what happens when you fuck a squirrel
This is what happens when you smoke a sausage
I can bet she never saw this coming
Hold your breath as we go underwater

This is what happens when you fuck a squirrel
This is what happens when you smoke a sausage
I can bet she never saw this coming
Hold your breath as we go underwater

I bet she never saw this coming
Did she?

Now it's about six o clock in the morning
I thought I heard footsteps approaching
I'm feeling really hungry
I'll make myself a sandwich
But it's too late
It's far too late for that
Cause she's stolen my sandwich
And there's nothing but cabbage
In the fridge
Oh in the fridge

This is what happens when you fuck a squirrel
This is what happens when you smoke a sausage
I can bet she never saw this coming
Hold your breath as we go underwater

This is what happens when you fuck a squirrel
This is what happens when you smoke a sausage
I can bet she never saw this coming
Hold your breath as we go underwater