Shut it

Oh you and me (Yes)
We've been around forever (We have)
We're always seen together (We are)
Always (Ain't that the truth mate?)

I can't belive (What?)
That you would do the dirty (Me?)
You've really gone and hurt me, today
(What's the problem then?)

I feel as though (Yeah?)
You (What?)
Ought to know
That if it's true then you'd just better go
(Me?) Yeah you

Shut it (What?)
I know what you're saying (Oh yeah?)
But I ain't been playing (Huh!)
With your better half (I think you have mate)
You're joking

Leave it
Watch who you're accusing (Or else?)
Else you'll get a bruising (Oh yeah?)
So don't make me laugh

Drum solo
Fantastic

Her mammaries (Yes?)
Are really quite inviting (You're not wrong)
I saw you take a likin' (Me?)
Last week (She has got plenty up top, though hasn't she?)

That's when I (When you what?)
I heard her sigh (Yeah?)
With her head in you lap, just near your fly
(Mine?) Yes, yours

Shut it (Oi!)
I know what you're saying (What am I saying?)
But I ain't been playing (I know you have)
With your better half (You lying so and so)
Your joking
Leave it (Oh yeah?)
I ain't gonna oil her (What?)
Your old girl's a boiler (What you saying?)