Beer'Sway

[Chris] I can see the beginning
[Chris] Won't remember the end
[Chris] I've been here for a while and it shows

[Dave] Later on I'll be spinnin'
[Dave] And I will not pretend
[Dave] I believe in a bar that won't close

[Chris] We'll be drinking together
[Dave] Have a quick game of darts
[Chris] All this beer is making me fart

[Chris] Every day, every night
[Dave] Like to have a few pints
[Chris] All my bird does is moan
[Dave] 'Cause I'm never at home
[Chris] Every night, every day
[Dave] I just want to stay down the ..
[Chris] I want to stay down the pub

[Chris] Now the barmaid is serving
[Chris] She's a lovely old bird
[Chris] Wouldn't have my pint served by another
[Dave] Have a drink and start perving
[Dave] Then she whispers the word
[Dave] She is old enough to be my mother
[Chris] We can drink to the bottom
[Dave] And we won't spill a drop
[Dave] We'll be here 'till eleven o'clock

[Chris] Every day, every night
[Dave] Like to have a few pints
[Chris] All my bird does is moan
[Dave] 'Cause I'm never at home
[Chris] Every night, every day
[Dave] I just want to stay down the ..
[Chris] I want to stay down the pub

[Dave] Doesn't matter if it's far away
[Chris] We'll get a taxi and my mate called Martin he will pay
[Dave] A place where you drink booze
[Chris] And if you're hungry there's
[Chris/Dave] also grub, down the pub

[Chris] Every day
[Chris/Dave] Every night
[Chris] Like to have
[Chris/Dave] Have a few pints
[Chris] All the bird ..
[Chris/Dave] .. bird does is moan, 'cause
[Chris/Dave] I want to stay down the pub

[Chris/Dave] Every day, Every night
[Chris/Dave] Like to have, have a few pints
[Chris/Dave] All my bird, bird does is moan
[Chris/Dave] 'Cause I want to stay down the ..
[Chris/Dave] I want to stay down the ..
[Chris/Dave] Puuuuuuub ...