Bald headed woman

Girl I know you've got no hair, I know that you just don't care
You used to have a mop on top, but now you keep that in a box
Suddenly your head is bare, lying there upon your bed
Coz now that you hvae got no hair, you're known in these parts as 'slap head'

You have a head just like a ? ? ?, It is so shiny, bare and smooth
At least you don't have to buy more shampoo,
Say you'll always be my baldy, we can make it shine
All we need is polish and it will come up like pine

Bald headed woman, bald headed woman for me
Bald headed woman, bald headed woman for me
Slap head, slap head, bald headed woman
Slap head, slap head...