999 - Bald Headed Woman

Girl I know you got no hair
I know that you just don't care
You used to have a mop on top
But now you keep it in a box
Suddenly your head is bare
Lying there upon your bed
'Cos now that you have got no hair
You're known round these parts as 'Slap Head'
You have a head just like Duncan Goodhew
It is so shiny bare and smooth
At least you don't have to buy more shampoo
Oh say you'll always be my baldy, we can make it shine
All we need is polish and it willl come up like pine
Bald-headed woman, bald-headed woman for me (bald head)
Bald-headed woman (bald-headed woman)
Bald-headed woman for me
Slap-head, slap-head
Bald-headed woman
Slap-head, slap-head