Randy

Big Pauline's on the washing machine
She's been there all night because her daddy can't satisfy her
Can't satisfy her
Toadus Morodus wants to be a rock and roller
So he got a day job at a music store oh no
And the world's in my hands it's calling me it's calling me
The world's in my hands it's calling me
The world's in my hands it's calling me it's calling me
The world's in my hands it's calling
Randy You know I like his older sister
Randy She's sneaking out the bathroom window
Randy You know she's always on the TV
And she's always on my mind Randy
No dough Joe he's always on the blow
So he stole his mama's china and his daddy's radio oh no
He's got a little sister in an upstate prison
She's doing big time
because she couldn't stand the hitting no more no more