My, I'm Large

My, I'm large
Just before I fell asleep last night
I lost track of my size
I think I'm huge now

I don't know why
I still seem to fit inside my car
'Cause I'm not the same size
I know I'm huge now

Ever since I was a kid I'd lay in bed at night
And it would seem like my body got bigger
Always in the morning I'd be back to normal
but look at me now, I'm so enormous

Little persons all around me
Sweep the streets and mow the lawn
It's so lonely being different
I'm afraid I might hurt them

It's time for lunch
I'm scared to give in to my appetite
So just a salad for me
Because I'm still very large

Mikhail Baryshnikov was in the line
At the supermarket
And he was so small
(so small!)

Ever since I was a kid I'd lay in bed at night
And it would seem that my body got bigger
Always in the morning I'd be back to normal
But look at me now I'm so enormous

Little persons all around me
Sweep the streets and mow the lawn
It's so lonely being different
I'm afraid I might hurt them
Fee Fi Fo Fum