Weekend In Cincinnati

Ohio, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio



My life spins like a hurricane

I don't know what to do

I got to get away

I'll go anywhere with you





Instead of swirling round and round

We could be in the eye of my storm

Sitting calmly under a palm tree

In the sunset by an ocean that's warm



You say you have a friend

who owns a five star joint

Being together is really the point

We made a plan to fly away on Saturday

To your favorite destination for a lover's holiday



Weekend in Cincinnati

Under Ohio sun

Pinch me I think I'm dreaming

This is just too much fun

Ohio, Ohio



I long for a far away paradise,

Where days are hot, and nights are cool

Some where exotic, even erotic,

Getting a tan by the pool



Instead of sun and surf and sand

We'll be landlocked in the Eastern Midwest

Procter and gamble, Jerry Springer, and chili

Some have called second best



Seeing the Acropolis could be so romantic

Not the "Porkopolis" -it's urban and frantic

She was hoping for Rio or Rome

Not a happy hour at the Holidome



Weekend in Cincinnati

Under Ohian moon

Postcards of fat mosquitoes

Stop me before I swoon



Weekend in Cincinnati-might have to happen later

When she has time to un-complicate her life



Weekend in Cincinnati,

Rock and Roll hall of fame,

No, wait, I think that's Cleveland,

baby, it's all the same



Weekend in Cincinnati- Ohio