- #51 Dick Butkus Songtext
- A Floater Left With Pleasure In The Executive Washroom Songtext
- A Jingle For The Product Songtext
- A Pyre Laid For Image And Frame Songtext
- All Rise For The Rational Anthem Songtext
- Americaisapremierefaithbasedinitiative Songtext
- An American Banned Songtext
- Are You The Motherfucker With The Banana? Songtext
- Bitethecurbbitethecurb Songtext
- Clown Cars On Cinder Blocks Songtext
- Contemplate This On The Tree Of Woe Songtext
- D4=putting The "f" Back In "art'' Songtext
- Define Learning Disorder Songtext
- Doublewhiskeycokenoice Songtext
- Farts Are Jazz To Assholes Songtext
- File Under "Adult Urban Contemporary" Songtext
- Fired-side Chat Songtext
- Folk Song Songtext
- Fruity Pebbles Songtext
- Fuck You, Ms. Rochelle Songtext
- Fuzzy Pink Handcuffs Songtext
- Gainesville Songtext
- Get Your Study Hall Outta My Recess Songtext
- Hand Made Hard Times Handed Back Songtext
- Hi-pro Glow Songtext
- Holy Shit Songtext
- Honey I Shit The Hot Tub Songtext
- I Coulda Been A Contender Songtext
- I Was Born On A Pirate Ship Songtext
- Inquiring Minds Should Read A Book Songtext
- It's A Fine Line Between The Monkey And The Robot Songtext
- J. Harris Songtext
- Labourissuesinthetoydepartment Songtext
- Last Communion Songtext
- Let Them Eat Thomas Paine Songtext
- Like Eye Contact In An Elevator Songtext
- Like Sprewells On A Wheelchair Songtext
- Maximum Piss And Vinegar Songtext
- Minimum Wage Is A Gateway Drug Songtext
- Mosh For Jesus Songtext
- Music Is None Of My Business Songtext
- New Punk Fashions For The Spring Formal Songtext
- Noble Stabbings!! Songtext
- O.k.f.m.d.o.a Songtext
- Ode To The North American Snake Oil Distributor Songtext
- One Trick Pony Songtext
- Open And Shut Songtext
- Our Science Is Tight Songtext
- Parishiltonisametaphor Songtext
- Portrait Of The Artist As A Fucking Asshole Songtext
- Q: How Many Punks Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Songtext
- Sally Maclennane Songtext
- Sellthehousesellthecarsellthekidsforgetiti'mnevercomingbackforgetit Songtext
- Shiny Things Is Good Songtext
- Shotgun Confessional Songtext
- Shut Your Little Trap Inc. Songtext
- Smells Like O.k. Soda Songtext
- Somewhere South Of Respect Songtext
- Suckers Intl. Has Gone Public Songtext
- Super Models Don't Drink Colt .45 Songtext
- Super Powers Enable Me To Blend In With Machinery Songtext
- Thanks For Nothing Songtext
- Thanks For Nothing Pt. 2 (The Revenge) Songtext
- The Art Of Whore Songtext
- The Classical Arrangement Songtext
- The Father, The Son, And The Homosexual/single Parent Songtext
- The Great American Going Out Of Busines Sale Songtext
- Total Fucking Gone Song Songtext
- Twenty One Said Three Times Quickly Songtext
- Twin Cities Sinners, United Songtext
- Two Cents Songtext
- Unemployed Songtext
- Who Didn't Kill Bambi? Songtext
- Wrecktheplacefantastic Songtext