- Big Fat Rock Songtext
- Dirty Jokes Songtext
- Do Not Punch My Baby Songtext
- For My Wife Songtext
- Getting Back On The Horse Songtext
- Getting Old Songtext
- Goblin Love Songtext
- Grandpa Metal Songtext
- Intro To Satan Songtext
- Metal By Numbers Songtext
- Monster Mosh Songtext
- My Fart Meets Someone Famous Songtext
- My Phone Call With Weird Al Songtext
- New Music Sucks Songtext
- New Music Sucks Reprise Songtext
- One Quarter Viking, Three Quarter's Pussy Songtext
- Quitting Weed Songtext
- Satan's Kind Of A Dick Songtext
- Scary Nightmare Songtext
- Star Wars Part 3 (Yes I'm Still Mad About Star Wars) Songtext
- Strippers And Stripping Songtext
- Super Secret Track Songtext
- Take On Me Songtext
- Taking Care Of Business Songtext
- The Acopapypse Songtext
- The Fox (What Does The Fox Say) Songtext
- The Scariest Pot Story Ever Told Songtext
- The Tale Of A Stripper Songtext
- Um...my Farts Songtext
- Weird Al Songtext