- #fuckthelakers Songtext
- 16th Street Songtext
- Brand New Sober Alcoholics Songtext
- Dating Younger Women Songtext
- Elevator Racism Songtext
- Gay Marriage Songtext
- Homeless Songtext
- I'm A Hypocrite Songtext
- Intro Songtext
- Jew Beard Songtext
- Militant Vegetarians Songtext
- Money Shot Songtext
- Mushrooms Songtext
- My Body Is Failing Me Songtext
- Perfect Vaginas Songtext
- Rape Crouch Songtext
- Sydney Harbor Bridge (13 Minute Shit Joke) Songtext
- Thank You, Denver Songtext
- That's My Thing Songtext
- Unsellable Segue 1 Songtext
- Unsellable Segue 2 Songtext
- Unsellable Segue 3 Songtext
- Young Women Are Not All Stupid Songtext