Cats Rule

Puppies are so gross, they ugly like burnt toast.
If this was BK, and I got it all my way.
I'd blow up all the puppies, and eat the fishie guppies.
There'd be no more dug up holes,
And no more tad poles.

I'm the kitty Queen, of everything that's clean.
Puppies are the Kings, of dirty dirty things.

Cats Rule, yeah, yeah, Caats Rule.
Puppies, ew Puppies Gross, Puppies Drool.

I met a dog once her name was Ginger,
She was the exact same color as dirt.
I'm so pretty with my long black stripes,
I could have showed her how to dress right.
She was scared of thunder, and cried in her sleep.
I told her to stop, but she didn't listen.
'Cause she's a puppy, so i gave her my fist and said.

Cats Rule, yeah, yeah, Caats Rule.
Puppies, ew Puppies Gross, Puppies Drool.
Puppies Drool!