You Funk My Battleship

How often is it 2012?
Last time was in Sweden or France...
I can recite the alphabet all the way to Tunnel Entrance.
A B C D L H C

You throw a lamp from a year away.
Now there's egg on my face, but you've yet to sink Wickler's place.

You pants-ed my submarine,
Took my carrier's lunch money,
But I won't let you destroy my destroyer again.
Esteem won't let you destroy my destroyer again.

I should've known my grid's been backwards
For upwards of ten years.
Zits sink ships like you wouldn't believe.
Remember the face that sank 1,000 ships?

CHORUS