Hockey Monkey

All the scientists are running around
looking for the monkey, but he can't be found,
'cause he's down by the pond
playing hockey with the kids.

And all the mothers are running around
looking for their children, but they can't be found,
'cause they're down by the pond
playing hockey with the monkey.

And it's 1, 2, 3.
The kids love the monkey.
And 4, 5, 6.The monkey's got a hockey stick.
And 7, 8, 9.Havin' a good time yeah.

National Guard is running around
looking for the monkey, but he can't be found,
'cause he's down by the pond
playing hockey with the kids.

And all the teachers are running around
looking for the children, but they can't be found,
'cause they're down by the pond
playing hockey with the monkey.

And it's 1, 2, 3.
The kids love the monkey.
And 4, 5, 6.
The monkey's got a hockey stick.
And 7, 8, 9.
Havin' a good time yeah.
And it's 1, 2, 3.
The kids love the monkey.
And 4, 5, 6.
The monkey's got a hockey stick.
And 7, 8, 9.
Havin' a good time yeah.