You! Toilet Wall! Me! Marriage!

Hello I got your number while otherwise disposed
I liked what I read
Felt us instantly connect
As I raised my head out of the bowl

Am I wrong
To think we'll get it on
It says right here you'll show me a good time

My dignity
Hinging on caller ID
And you staying here on the line

Maybe tomorrow
We could meet down at the mall
We'll grab a few drinks
And see that we think
Then do all the things it says on this wall

Thought I'd ring
Cos I've tried everything
To find true love this could be my last chance

Here it is
A story for our kids
An ink on wall and phone in hand romance